Question:

I have been here for 26 years. A friend of mine sent that to me after we had a month of weather with 2 hours of rain and 2 days below 95 degrees. I wish the old saying was true about Oklahoma’s weather: If you don’t like it wait a day. Don Manning

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Don – AFter living their until 22, I can honestly say "you’ll never get used to it".  You will learn to deal with it but you’ll never truely be comfortable. If you are already putting rocks down instead of watering grass every day, you won’t make it though another summer.  Where are you from anyways? Thats not typical for OK. Here in DAllas, I don’t think weve hit over 100 more than a couple times this summer. SCott Dear Diary:     May 30th: Just moved to Oklahoma City…Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.     June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper.     June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.     July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.     July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.     July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.     July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.     July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?     Aug. 4th: It’s 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. IT cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.     Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work he radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!     Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol’ car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass  fried cat.     Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can’t live in this heat.     Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Response:

Moron!  Move to San Diego,  Its pretty much 75 here year round.. and if it does get hot you can cool off at the beach.  Why live in a red neck town anyway?  OuT

Response:

Moron! Move to San Diego, Its pretty much 75 here year round.. and if it does get hot you can cool off at the beach. Why live in a red neck town anyway? OuT

Its the college football team…    Boomer Sooner! – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – 1998 GT Coupe – Bright Atlantic Blue, 5-spd, K&N FIPK, Triax, 3.73’s, SpeedCal, FRPP Coated Shorty Headers, 2K Heads and Intake http://www.bluestanggt.corral.net I won an "Attaboy" award from Tungsten and all I got was this lousy tagline.

Response:

I have lived in San Diego/National City/Chula Vista Don Manning

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Moron!  Move to San Diego,  Its pretty much 75 here year round.. and if it does get hot you can cool off at the beach.  Why live in a red neck town anyway?  OuT

Response:

Moron!  Move to San Diego,  Its pretty much 75 here year round.. and if it does get hot you can cool off at the beach.  Why live in a red neck town anyway?  OuT

Hey, what an idea!  Let’s ALL move to San Diego. )

Response:

Don – AFter living their until 22, I can honestly say "you’ll never get used to it".  You will learn to deal with it but you’ll never truely be comfortable. If you are already putting rocks down instead of watering grass every day, you won’t make it though another summer.  Where are you from anyways?  Thats not typical for OK. Here in DAllas, I don’t think weve hit over 100 more than a couple times this summer. SCott

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Dear Diary:     May 30th: Just moved to Oklahoma City…Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.     June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper.     June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.     July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.     July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.     July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.     July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.     July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?     Aug. 4th: It’s 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. IT cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.     Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work he radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!     Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol’ car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass  fried cat.     Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can’t live in this heat.     Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Response:

Geez…  stop it already, you’re making me homesick! Lurking Lurking Lurking

Response:

Good luck lol

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Hehe, we either get it here, or we don’t get it here. Flash floods tonight…settled down to a light rain over the last 4 hours. Makes for a total of 6 hours rain…with no signs of stopping until late morning. Passport will be extremely dirty, with large globs of mud covering ALL exterior surfaces on the body. I can’t wait until tomorrow afternoon… Don Manning Weather Tomorrow August 26th/2001 : Oklahoma City.Oklahoma Sunny & Warm High of 118* Low  95* P.O.P.  0.0% Slight wind with chance of Sand Etching glass on automobiles.  U.V. Index Use sunscreen # 85  *Caution* skin can turn you into Lobster in 9 seconds *Attention* this is an important Public service message from the Municipal Government. Due to the recent amount of OVER consumption of Gas & Electricity it is recommended that all citizens turn OFF their Air Conditioners for the next Month. Will advise Public when the coast is clear to Turn them Back ON again. Have a Nice Day  (:^) Dear Diary:     May 30th: Just moved to Oklahoma City…Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.     June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper.     June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.     July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.     July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.     July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.     July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.     July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?     Aug. 4th: It’s 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. IT cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.     Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work he radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!     Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol’ car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass  fried cat.     Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can’t live in this heat.     Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Response:

Hehe, we either get it here, or we don’t get it here. Flash floods tonight…settled down to a light rain over the last 4 hours. Makes for a total of 6 hours rain…with no signs of stopping until late morning. Passport will be extremely dirty, with large globs of mud covering ALL exterior surfaces on the body. I can’t wait until tomorrow afternoon… Don Manning – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Weather Tomorrow August 26th/2001 : Oklahoma City.Oklahoma Sunny & Warm High of 118* Low  95* P.O.P.  0.0% Slight wind with chance of Sand Etching glass on automobiles.  U.V. Index Use sunscreen # 85  *Caution* skin can turn you into Lobster in 9 seconds *Attention* this is an important Public service message from the Municipal Government. Due to the recent amount of OVER consumption of Gas & Electricity it is recommended that all citizens turn OFF their Air Conditioners for the next Month. Will advise Public when the coast is clear to Turn them Back ON again. Have a Nice Day  (:^) Dear Diary:     May 30th: Just moved to Oklahoma City…Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.     June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper.     June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.     July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.     July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.     July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.     July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.     July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?     Aug. 4th: It’s 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. IT cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.     Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work he radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!     Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol’ car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass  fried cat.     Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can’t live in this heat.     Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Response:

Weather Tomorrow August 26th/2001 : Oklahoma City.Oklahoma Sunny & Warm High of 118* Low  95* P.O.P.  0.0% Slight wind with chance of Sand Etching glass on automobiles.  U.V. Index Use sunscreen # 85  *Caution* skin can turn you into Lobster in 9 seconds *Attention* this is an important Public service message from the Municipal Government. Due to the recent amount of OVER consumption of Gas & Electricity it is

recommended that all citizens turn OFF their Air Conditioners for the next Month. Will advise Public when the coast is clear to Turn them Back ON again. Have a Nice Day  (:^)

– Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – Dear Diary:     May 30th: Just moved to Oklahoma City…Now this is a city that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! Watched the sunset from a park lying on a blanket. It was beautiful. I’ve finally found my home. I love it here.     June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I’m turning into a sun worshipper.     June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.     July 10th: The temperature hasn’t been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it’s nice and windy though. But getting used to it is taking longer that I expected.     July 15th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed 2 days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol’ sun in a climate like this.     July 20th: I missed Morgan (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and exploded all over the $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and SHITS. No more pets in this heat.     July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!! And it’s hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.     July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now. $1,500 in damn house payments and we can’t even go inside. Why did I ever come here?     Aug. 4th: It’s 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. IT cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. Stupid repairman pissed in my pool. I hate this stupid city.     Aug. 8th: If another wise ass cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I’m going to tear his throat out. Damn heat. By the time I get to work he radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted freaking Garfield!!     Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and sat on the black leather seats in the ol’ car. I thought my ass was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh. Now my car smells like burnt ass  fried cat.     Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. It’s been too hot to do shit for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn’t it ever rain in this barren damn desert?? Water rationing will be next, so $1700 worth of cactus just might dry up and blow into the damn pool. Even the cactus can’t live in this heat.     Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 113 today. Forgot crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My wife had to spend the $1500 house payment to bail me out of jail.

Response:

LMAO thanks… — "You have never lied to me, yet I no longer believe you.  That is what has disturbed me."  -Neitzsche <((((

Related Posts

• Running AC refrigerant lines through underground conduit
• A disgruntled Snowbird
• Centralized heat pump?
• Home Air Conditioner Not Cooling Properly
• ducts cleaning...question
• fridge
• Good-Bye Snowbirds
• Air Conditioner
• Hazmat Disposal
• Practical electric cars??